This week we bring you tales from the guards of R.H.E.E.M. Sgt. Brownlips and Constable Crumberstool are back and sweatier than ever as they go undercover with the Flushpumper gang, attempting to take down the notorious Biscuits Laxman and his daughter Phil.We also hear from Captain Joe Scrampockets as she ruthlessly examines cosmetics mega-corp Bluve amidst reports of full scale experimental Goblin testing, and asks the question:Do we actually care? Probably not...